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• It's like a real life Oceans 11! Well, just the Bellagio part.
• Critics' Choice nominee fail
• Every Walking Dead zombie kill in 90 seconds
• Get out your cheapest bottle of rum, it's the Pirates of the Caribbean 4 trailer and there's mermaids!
• In case you still give a shit: Jersey Shore season 3 sneak peek
  
• 12 things you probably didn't know about Home Alone
  
• Dualing bongos alert! Matthew McConaughey to appear on Guy's Big Bite

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• James Franco makes out with self
• Happy Holidays from Awreatha Franklin
• I now think all crazy hospitals house psycho hand models
• ET raving
• Auto-correct fail causes child to fear for worse
• RHOBH's Adrienne Maloof sets trend of the glitter weave
• There is no better way to honor Michael Jackson than with a cake more messed up than his face
• Big Brother dick pic scandal possibly just some dude on the net who likes to f with castmembers
• Comedy Death-Ray's eBay auction for LA Food Bank has greatest prizes ever
• Adorable of the day: Firefox's cub cam
• Choose your own Michael Douglas ending
  

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• Hootie Hoo! Faces of Top Chef's Carla
• Don't claim about being a broke Teen Mom and then opt to waste your money on an expensive (ugly) tattoo
• Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift: dating or attempting to visit all the coffee houses in America?
• Teva Stilettos - no thanks
• Life-size Optimus Prime ice sculpture
• Awkward C3PO tape dispenser
  

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• "Tardy for the Party" + "Top That" + a can of Four Loko + a craving for attention = Angelina from Jersey Shore's song
• Days of our Lives takes product placement to a new completely subtle level (not really- it's horrible)
• Girl breaks grandmother's bed post using it as a stripper pole - thank you AFV
  
• Heidi Klum wears runner-up of Project Runway's dress - looks like an unflattering polka dot mess
• Goodwill event helps man buy "tons of fucking sequins"
• Tina Fey's awesome speech for winning the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor
  
• Alec Baldwin as Mark Twain (who dresses like Colonel Sanders)
• What if The Giving Tree was a total a-hole?
  
• Bristol Palin's dancing so bad it causes a man to shoot his TV, get into police stand-off
• Worst parking job ever
  

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• Kanye West raps on a Delta flight - wait, Kanye flies Delta?
• "Teenage Dream" on Glee - can the show be about this Glee Club instead?
• Before they were stars: Mac from Always Sunny in Philadelphia says "Don't smoke"
• A liger come to life and man- that is a big-ass cat
• Canada's answer to Jersey Shore, Lake Shore, promises stereotypes, drunks, saying "aboot" a lot
• Adorable but weird: sloth potty training
• Naming your town's street after 1990's video games is totally OK
• Han Solo in Lego carbonite
• When mustaches make a difference
  

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• 100 best signs at the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear
  
• Mini Jersey Shore - scariest costume of 2010
• Scratch that: Richard Simmons as Peter Pan wins that honor
  
• A mother's advice for keeping a boy's shirt tucked in
  
• Cheeseburger bath
• I may be over Jersey Shore, but kudos to Dennis Quaid for making me laugh
  

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• Marge Simpson gelato
• The 40 best doggy Halloween costumes
• Antoine Dodson bears a striking resemblance to Degrassi nerd
• Literal tramp stamp
• A student ID progression
• Word to the kids of this generation: your teacher searches Yahoo answers too
• 50 most terrifying Sesame Street costumes
• Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim without a wig
  

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• The 15 best quotes from Justin Bieber's upcoming autobiography - he's a rule breaker, folks!
• The day rap died: Justin Bieber also a hipster rapper, takes digs at Tom Brady's terrible hair
• Wendy Williams deep fries her wig
• Is there anything more adorable than an orangutan using an app to buy Robitussen?
• "Whip My Hair" performed by a Sesame Street muppet that is far less pretentious than Willow Smith
• Bobby Bottleservice fights malaria in Africa
• Cat dressed as an ice cream sundae eats a banana
• 21 photos of Luke Perry with really weird fans
• Most delicious prank ever
  

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• Fast food in real life
• Marty McFly was almost Eric Stoltz
• Kim Kardashian won't get naked for Playboy; will get naked if you paint her in silver for W magazine (NSFW)
• Andy Rooney has unrealistic weight-loss goals
• A-hole move: Target insults homemade Halloween costumes
• The 5 greatest Cosby sweaters of all time
• Antoine Dodson, Bed Intruder song, BET awards- go.

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• Hand model for the cover of Twilight booth is insane
• Survey says: you're horrible at Fast Money and have a filthy mind (via Warming Glow and Dlisted)
• Iron Man Crocodile
• 6 amazing videos of ODB from the MTV archives (via FilmDrunk)
• Adorable of the day: bunnies in cups
• Silver fox John Slattery (aka Roger Sterling) to guest on 30 Rock
• Top 5 Quotes from the Real Housewives of Atlanta season premiere
• James Franco is no Jujubee
  

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• Project Runway challenges recreated each week with a doll. I'll forgive the whorish Bratz doll since the clothes are great. (via Jamie)
• Guy with 4 wives on TLC's Sister Wives being investigated for felony bigamy. Not sure who tipped them off.
• Australia Top Model winner fail
• Acclaimed chef/Top Chef judge Eric Ripert not a fan of Gordon Ramsey
• Lego wedding ring
• Which tabloids lie the most? Gawker investigates.
• This might give me nightmares: customized felt Falkor (via Buzzfeed)
• First cancellation of the new fall TV season: adios Lone Star
• Kanye West tweets + "Liz Lemon" = the ramblings of Tracy Jordan
• Jersey Shore's Japanese translation takes the phrase "guido" a little too far
  
• On a somber note, hilarious comedian Greg Giraldo passed away - his appearances on the Comedy Central roasts were epic
  

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• Kids in Star Wars costumes
• Nobody says no to panda
• Kevin Arnold can't compete with the charm of Zach Morris
• DJ Pauly D's Halloween costume: DJ Pauly D
• If Pauly D isn't your thing, buy yourself a Situation shirt
• A Very Special episode of [insert 80s/90s show here] PSAs
• Top Chef All Stars officially announced and I actually like about 90% of the cast
  

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• Word to the wise: don't drop acid before watching 2001: A Space Odyssey
• J.Lo officially the other new Idol judge but won't be officially announced until she tries to pimp another shitty single
• Begin the farewell to Oprah with the Faces of the Last Season of Oprah
• Shootin' the shit with Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights
• This octopus cake blows my mind (via Superpunch)
• The most interesting houseguest from Big Brother 12, Zingbot 3000, is interviewed by EW
• Mosaics made of dice - whoa!
• Unfortunate T-shirt wording (via Reddit)
• How to snap like a diva
• ODB thought Drew Barrymore played E.T. (via FilmDrunk)
  

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• Spend hours pouring over pictures of Pete Campbell's bitchface
• The most hilarious/painful clip in reality show history (and it hasn't even officially aired yet!)
• New meme: Sad Don Draper
• TLC has a new show with 13 kids- AND FOUR WIVES!!!
• Urine whiskey - no thanks
• The "prostitution whore" leaves Real Housewives of New Jersey
• 3% of Twitter at any moment is just Justin Bieber traffic
• Morning gross-out: Paris Hilton's drug smuggling techniques
• Novelization of The Room
  

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• Fire tornado is real and awesome
• Corgis on a treadmill
• What the fuck is a sloth?
• Wiseausaurus - oh, hi Mark!
• Dance scenes in movie montage -set to the epic Kenny Loggins classic "Footloose"
• For years I've begged for a pair of sneakers with Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg painted on them
• Between 2 Ferns with Sean "Felt" Penn
• Next season of Top Chef could be All Stars! And this is truly a cast of awesome castmembers
  
• Every day is 9/02/10 day in the Czech Republic
  

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• Nickelodeon game show hosts: where are they now?
• "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you" supercut
• Oh hey, I know a way to sell more Snuggies: put it in a commercial with one of the worst songs of all time
• Quicksand no longer cool
• Sweet Valley High boardgame looks like what cool kids play, but is really Memory for pre-teens
  
• TLC sets out to ruin lives another family with sextuplets
• Kenny Powers to take on Mexico
  
• The Precioussssss
• Wendy's makes hot drink training videos totally awesome in 1993
  

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• Red Velvet Fried Chicken hopefully comes with cream cheese frosting dip
• Dog in a swing!
• Belly-flopping corgi
• Avatar: The Last Airbender translation fail
• I wrote this book
• Lost-themed "Save the Date" video is pretty awesome and introduces the world to a new set of numbers
• Sesame Street takes on hot topics: mustaches (featuring Jonah Hill)
• I can't stop watching Ellen rock it on the So You Think You Can Dance finale with Twitch
• The one item from the Lost auction I would actually spend $500 on
• Bachelorette runner-up Chris Lambton turns down prime spot as next Bachelor

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• Remember when Dunder Mifflin rewrote "Party in the USA"? University of Georgia also jumps into the lame song parody market
• Horrible yearbook photos - #1 is submitter Ryan's favorite, because what man can say no to a parasol?
• Bieber takes a bottle to the head - and I laugh reeeeally hard
• When a JetBlue employee wants to quit, they really quit
• Mad Men figures out an excellent way to break bad news to someone (via BestWeekEver)
• New glutton indulgence at Denny's: the Fried Cheese melt. Yes, it's a grilled cheese stuffed with mozzarella sticks. (Thanks RGB for submitting)
• Throw on your American Flag necktie - Billy Mitchell regains top score in Donkey Kong
  

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• All the Iron Chef America secret ingredients in one intense video
• Justin Bieber is on the fast track to being a Pulitzer winner
• Detailed and fascination look at the behind the scenes of Big Brother and the inside of the house
• Tuesday was National Watermelon Day! Have a belated celebration with 75 Awesome Watermelon Carvings
• Paul Rudd: 1992 Bat Mitzvah DJ
• How the American Idol audition process really works
  
• Sad Keanu: now with a helmet!

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• Denim and Diamonds: a completely tacky table-setting by Sandra Lee
• Comic-Con is old news. Head out to Pacey-Con. Dawson's Creek 4 eva.
• The Situation and his family sure love turtlenecks
• Buy me this: The Goonies 25th Anniversary Box Set
• Jake Gyllenhaal needs his own Food Network show
• Snoop Dogg and a sea lion
• The best advice given by Mad Men's Joan Holloway
  
• Blog Programming Note: I know Jersey Shore is a favorite here and a joy to recap. The situation is (heh) Thursday is chock-full of shows to recap and post on Friday, so the Jersey Shore recap will most likely be posted on Monday after Serving of the Week so that way you can get an awesome full recap with hilarious pictures and all the catchphrases you need to survive.

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